Perks of Working in Madison

I know most of you think that Madison is a frozen tundra, in the middle of nowhere, with yetis everywhere. And you'd be mostly right, except yetis are really white people. Lots and lots of white people. Why would anyone want to work in such a shit hole? I'm here to tell you it really isn't that bad.

1) People are not assholes here.

Look at these people. If I didn't just pull the first picture off a Google search for "nice family photos", I would have believed they lived in Madison.

Midwesterners are nice to a fault. People I don't know just smile at me for no reason as I approach them and say hello. I would trust my passport, car, and little sister with a complete stranger off the streets of Madison.

Coincidentally, I do not have a passport, car, or little sister at time of writing.